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外卖段子也幽默

2017-09-01 03:45:53   中国青年网

■很宅的我有一个很小的理想:有一所房子,面朝大海,春暖花开,4M宽带,能叫外卖,快递直达,不还房贷!

■这年头,能在宿舍、公司楼下默默等着你,给你送上温热的早饭午饭晚饭,不管严寒酷暑刮风下雨总会很耐心的男人——只会是送外卖的。

■大学暑期班上课,阶梯教室200个人,老师正在讲台上眉飞色舞,发现门口一直有一个游荡的身影,估计是学生迟到,不敢进来。遂去开门,说:同学,进来吧。那人一身红衣,缓缓开口:请问哪位订的肯德基?

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