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《爱情公寓》中谁是最佳段子手,有你印象特别深刻的吗

2017-05-10 07:29:10   

《爱情公寓》陪伴了很多人的成长,不知道里面的段子大家还记得多少,谁又是《爱情公寓》的最佳段子手呢?

——曾小贤

好男人就是我,我就是曾小贤。

他会说:面对现实吧,生活往往比那些偶像剧的口味——要重得多。

他也会说:哈哈哈,老虎不发猫,你当我病危啊。

他还会说:你小心,我放心。你贪心,我担心。你有心,我开心。你花心,我恶心。你负心,我

伤心。一声祝福一片心,你的月亮我的心,新春祝福是真心。

——胡一菲

彪悍的人生不需要解释

她会说:好狗不挡路,挡路的——都是路障。

她也会说:跟她沟通的时间越长我就越喜欢猪,猪永远是猪,人有时候不是人。

她还会说:我才不会跟白痴计较,否则别人会分不清谁是白痴。

——吕子乔

人在江湖飘啊,哪能不挨刀啊。我是吕子乔,保命用小号。

他会说:我的人生没有彩排,每天都是现场直播。

他也会说:师妹成人妻,绿帽心中留。要在江湖混,最好是光棍。

他还会说:钱可以买到房子,但是买不到家,可以买到婚姻,但是买不到爱情,可以买到钟表,但是买不到时间,钱不是一切,反而是痛苦的根源。把你的钱给我 ,让我一个人承担痛苦吧。

——陈美嘉

我一口盐汽水喷死你

她会说:一七得七 二七四十八 三八妇女节 五一劳动节 六一……

她也会说:别以为世界抛弃了你,世界根本没有空搭理你 。

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