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为什么50、60年代人特别盛行同学会?三个真实故事洞穿了实质

2017-07-13 06:33:34   

那天的同学会,由于我和其他买过几次单,疑似大款的同学不在场,破天荒的改成了AA制。吃完AA制大餐后,我的死党同学提出要去洗浴中心潇洒,他的想法非常简单,就是借机让这位只出名、不出利的班长出出血。班长碍于面子,便带着大家去了一家洗浴中心。在洗浴中心,大家先洗浴,后该干嘛的干嘛去了。我的死党同学由于多喝了点酒,泡了一会池子便倒在休息大厅睡着了。到了后半夜,扫黄大队到洗浴中心扫黄,便把大厅里我的这位睡得正香的同学,和一些在包房里正在苟合的男女一同抓到了派出所。我接到他的电话已经到了早晨,电话里他简单说了事情的原委,让我立即给他送5千块钱过去交罚款,说如果晚了就会被拘留。我问他:你做了那件事了吗?他说:当然没有。我说:既然没做你交什么罚款?他说,这事不能声张的,只能自认倒霉,如果单位知道了会开除他的,因此必须交罚款。

到了派出所,我先替他交了罚款。然后我们一脸轻松地走出了派出所。在门口,我们被一名陌生的男子挡住了去路。陌生男子说是洗浴中心老板,特意来找我们结帐。说着拿出一份消费清单。原来,我的这些同学们为逃避结账,趁他沉睡偷偷溜走了,包括那位班长,所以没有赶上扫黄。

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小学的同学会有小学同学会的乐趣,中学同学会有中学同学会的意义,大学同学会有大学同学会的特点。在众多的同学会当中我还是比较喜欢小学同学会的。由于是邻居,又是从小的玩伴,也就多了一些自然,少了一些功利,多了一些亲切感,少了一些猜测和嫌隙,大家的思绪和意识在无猜的岁月长河里荡漾。

在一次小学的同学聚会中,我欣然看到了我多年来一直想见却始终未能如愿的老同学王西里(为了尊重隐私,名字是我随机打出来的)。酒桌上,我目不转睛地凝视着他满是疮痍的脸,期冀从每一条皱纹中找到究竟是什么样的人生经历造成他如此的惨败景象。在上学时,我们俩是非常要好的玩伴,他的性格非常活泼、非常淘气,有些行为甚至可以说是超出了人们正常理解的边界。那个时候,根据某个人的特点,或用某个人体器官互相冠以绰号是主要娱乐活动之一。比方说,一位同学在和别人打闹时,不小心下体被踢破皮,大家便叫他破皮。我们的王西里也是这样,在一次上厕所时,其某个器官正好被一个好事之徒看到,经过一番深刻的联想,断定他的器官形状与一种伞状的蘑菇相似,所以王西里被荣幸地冠以大盖儿的荣誉称号。当然,这些外号仅限于男同学之间流传,女同学们毫不知情。时隔30年后,在一次聚会中,一位女同学想起当年事由,扬起被酒精催红的脸,指着王西里问我:“你给我说说,他为啥叫大盖儿,大盖儿是什么意思?”。起初,我顾左右而言他,想把话题岔过去,但她却穷追不舍。没办法,我只好对她说:大盖儿就是说大概(盖儿)是什么什么的意思,因为王西里做事稀里糊涂,没个准星,又不靠谱,所以我们管他叫大盖儿,取它的谐音,你明白了吧?

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