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老人临终前,给三个儿子分遗产

2017-07-05 13:02:31   

接外甥放学,有个小女孩追上来问:“叔叔,你是xx的爸爸吗?”我微笑着说:“我是他舅舅。”外甥低下头使劲拽着我离开,我想这小子肯定惹祸了。然后小女孩刮着脸皮对外甥说:“吹牛不害臊,两篇日记都写照顾植物人舅舅。”

老人临终前,给三个儿子分遗产。对大儿子说:“你媳妇快生小孩了,把存折留给你。”对二儿子说:“你马上就要结婚,我把房子留给你”最后,对小儿子说:“最不放心你了,现在还没个女朋友,就把最宝贵的遗产留给你吧。”小儿子心中窃喜,老人说:“我要把QQ号给你,好友栏里有一百多个年轻姑娘。”

今儿下班,坐城巴回去,车费要五块。身上有一张五块,一张一百,上车后随手投钱,然后跑到最后的座位,美美的睡了一觉,下车后,口渴,去买水喝,掏钱一看,只剩那张五块的~我凑,这是我坐过最贵的一次公交车……

一位白手起家的富翁正在夸耀他成功的秘诀。他说:“我平时有一个理论,那就是薪水是工作中最不重要的一个环节。全心全意工作,以达到个人能力的巅峰,所带来的满足感比金钱更大。”记者问:“你就是让自己深信了这点后才发家致富的吗?”“不,我是让为我工作的员工深信不疑后发家致富的。”

闺女晚上看电视不睡觉,我强行把电视机关了。她气坏了,往床上一扑,小被子一裹,闷声闷气的说,“你关了我也不睡觉,我还要在心里看动画片!”

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