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1元1斤 2元3斤 3元4斤 4元5斤,好多大学生都买了5斤

2017-07-17 15:07:45   

1、相亲

一男一女相亲,女的穿的很妖艳,手里拿着爱疯7,头也没抬,女:“有房吗?” 男:“三房两厅,一环内” 女:“还行,车呢?” 男:“奥迪A6” 女的收起手机抬头:“存款呢?” 男:“7位数” 女的面露喜色:“工资呢?” 男:“税后月薪5位数” 女的媚笑道:“我很满意” 男的又说了一句话,局面反转了...

2、选择

一个妹子被3个男人绑架了,这三个男人一个是贼,一个是强盗,一个是帅哥,3个男人让妹子从他们之间选一个做丈夫,最后妹子选择了贼,为什么?

也不知道她看到了什么

3、卖水果

某大学门口,有水果贩子在吆喝:卖草莓咯,一元一斤,两元三斤,三元四斤,四元五斤!我看见好多大学生都买四元五斤,哎!

4、神结局

网吧查身份证,我机智的躲进卫生间里。这时我听见外面有敲门声,一个妹子喘着气喊道:有人吗,我想进来躲一下。我一听乐了,赶忙把门打开,把他拉进来。妹子吓的不轻,拍拍胸口说:被抓住就完了,谢谢你!我挠了挠头不好意思的说:请出示你的身份证,不然请跟我们走一趟

5、聪明的老外

老外们猛然发现,中国文化其实就是吃文化! 谋生叫糊口, 工作叫饭碗, 受雇叫混饭, 靠积蓄过日子叫吃老本, 混得好的叫吃得开, 占女人便宜叫吃豆腐, 女人漂亮叫秀色可餐, 受人欢迎叫吃香, 受照顾叫吃小灶, 不顾他人叫吃独食, 没人理会叫吃闭门羹, 有苦难言叫吃哑巴亏, 嫉妒叫吃醋, 理解不透叫囫囵吞枣, 理解深刻叫吃透精神, 广泛流传叫脍炙人口, 收入太少叫吃不饱, 负担太重叫吃不消, 犹豫不决叫吃不准, 不能胜任叫干什么吃的, 负不起责任叫吃不了兜着走! 被人暗中算计----吃闷棍 拿好处费----吃回扣 赚取灰色收入----吃夜草 算计同事朋友----吃窝边草 帮外人----吃里叭外

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