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农村也难混,营养跟不上了

2017-07-04 08:09:47   

农村也难混,营养跟不上了

农村也难混,营养跟不上了

刚接到某捷信公司的骚扰电话,一东北男口音:你好,某女士,能当误您两分钟麽?lz:我能问你个问题麽?男口音:您说您说!lz:你能告诉我怎么投诉你们公司麽?我这几天接你们电话都接烦了,我的360都拦截不了啦,我都很绝望啊你知不知道?只听见电话里噗呲一声闷笑回:看在你这么逗的份儿上我给你号消咯吧!哎哎哎……我谢谢你

农村也难混,营养跟不上了

大爷想铁杵磨成针?别天真了

当年我刚上高中的时候,我们家装修,我妈在我的房间放了一张2.2米的床,说给我结婚用。我们俩聊起这个话题的时候,我妈说,以后彩礼至少20万吧,我们家宝贝闺女。我现在上大学,上学期我妈问我有没有男朋友,我说没有,不是要20万彩礼吗?我妈: 什么彩礼?不要了,对你好就行了!刚刚我妈告诉我,跟我爸商量了,结婚在给我陪嫁辆车。我仿佛看见了我妈在挥舞着手绢,大喊: 小白菜清仓大甩卖。。。。。。

农村也难混,营养跟不上了

看把妹子眼睛辣的,不要不要的

说一个今天的事,家里边的插排坏了,我拆开修,刚把线接上,插上电源,正拿电笔试电,我家金毛不知道从哪窜出来,一爪子就按在插排上了,关键是它的背靠着我的手臂,一人一狗都被电了一个机灵。。。。现在这货舔着爪子,一脸幽怨的看着插排,而我因为不关门,害狗狗被电挨了老妈一顿骂

农村也难混,营养跟不上了

你们考略过狗狗的感受吗?

说个猫咪的故事。我老家在农村,有一年杀年猪后,猪板油熬成化猪油,由于盛猪油的器具太大,就放在灶上大锅里面,用那个铝锅盖盖好。一段时间后,别人都说我家猫咪这段时间长的油光发亮的,爸妈都很奇怪。一次偶然的机会,妈妈看到猫咪跳到灶上,用前爪揭开锅盖,身子进去后,锅盖又盖好了,于是就在旁边看它什么时候出来,过了十几分钟,只见锅盖被顶起来,看到了一个嘴上、胡须上面都是猪油的猫咪,它先把头伸出来,环顾四周,没想到看到妈妈就站在旁边,尖叫一声,嗖的一下逃跑了,倒把准备胖凑一顿猫咪的妈妈吓个了半死。

农村也难混,营养跟不上了

我很想知道这个英文是什么意思

听舅舅说表弟找了女朋友,今天特意跑过去看看,刚到小区门口发现一妹子对我笑!我自然不容错过机会,走过去油嘴滑舌了一番,又是要电话又是要微信!妹子都一一应了要求,给了!刚为自己得意,就听见妹子喊:“老公!你表哥的性格真和你说的一模一样。”看见藏墙角的表弟走出来,真想找条地缝钻进去,表弟你到底是怎么给你女友描述我的……

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