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电影小吐槽:《狂浦之路》夜店指南

2017-07-03 08:19:18   

去夜店了浪,是广大人民群众喜闻乐见的文化娱乐活动之一,虽说有头晕耳鸣,话说小编上次过去后,耳朵嗡嗡响了两天,但任有广大少男少女乐此不疲的投入到狂躁的夜生活中,诸如钱包里别放公交卡,熟悉夜店周围三公里小旅馆等技巧相信观众朋友们早已烂熟于心,但是在这个新年伊始,万物复苏,又到了动物们交配繁衍的季节,小编还是想给大家简单的介绍下夜店指南。

指南一出来浪要被人尤其是媳妇,去夜店这么一个广大寂寞男女宣泄情感的地方,最好还是别告诉媳妇,你可以说去跟老王打麻将,去跟老张斗地主,去跟老李踢足球,去跟老赵打高尔夫,说什么都行就是不能说,媳妇我今晚跟哥们几个去夜店浪去了,就不用小编我解释为什么了吧,但是万一像老李这样有个福尔摩斯级别的媳妇,前脚刚到后脚媳妇就跟来了,那就认命吧,啥也别解释了,没用,回家消停的跪榴莲壳,写悔过书。

指南要点二小妹别瞎撩,眼里得练好。去夜店的兄弟里想撩妹的能占到百分之九十,剩下的百分之十是摆好造型等着妹子撩的,但是撩妹之前也要练好眼力,在这么一个鱼龙混杂的地方俗话说,有主的干粮别碰,有主的菇凉也别上去跟别人发浪,万一不小心撩了大哥的女朋友,挨顿胖揍回家都得好好上柱香感谢祖先保佑,就比如这个老赵,喝多了手贱,扒了大哥女朋友的比基尼还把人家扔进水里,那下场,哎呀,老惨了。

指南要点三短片不能要,谨防仙人跳。到夜店喝酒是不可避免的,但就算你号称啤酒不下桌,洋酒随便喝,也千万别在意乱情迷之下,喝得不省人事,如果你身边有清醒的朋友还好,但如果像老张这伙人一样,各个都喝的跟死鱼似的,那被玩仙人跳的妹子玩的一件不剩那也别怪,能给你留一身衣服就算给你面子了,就算给你扒光了扔大街上你也得受着。

老张老李这几个人身体体力行的给我们演示去夜店浪的标准反列,是没有什么能阻挡他们浪遍中国的,甚至偷渡去菲律宾特点继续潇洒起来的步伐,这究竟是宿命的指引还是天意的驱使,又或者说他们压根就是那个闲不住的货,你想知道的谜底就在《狂浦之路》。

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