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图文十五则:坐火车吃泡面千万要小心,要不是好心人帮忙,差点淹死在泡面里

2017-06-28 08:15:42   

昨天表弟向我诉苦:“有一次电视突然冒烟了,我妈让我去看看;还有一次冰箱漏电了,我妈让我过去看看;还有一次我家好像进贼了,我妈让我拿刀去看看。 最让人想死的是:18岁生日她只给我说了一句话:孩子,成年了哟,可以坐牢了哟。。。。”

论男人之间的默契

老板娘说:求求你了给我留一件行吗

从小我妈就没有打过我,但是犯错事了都会叫我爸揍我。今天和我爸说起这事,我爸说,孩子,你记住了。爸不是暴力的决策者,爸只是暴力的搬运工。

好吧,我承认我笑了

怎么会有这样的老公

老爸蒸的馒头特别好吃,筋道喷香,我总和朋友夸赞老爸的手艺,大家都很羡慕,这天大家坐在门口闲聊,老爸来了,我赶紧让老爸说说馒头咋做的那么好吃,老爸得意洋洋地说:“其实很简单,两袋过期牛奶,一把白糖…………”瞬间好尴尬啊!

姑娘公共场所咱能不能注意下自己的形象,你感觉这样好吗

看得出来妹子的眼神都绝望了!

今天去麦当劳吃饭,由于家里比较穷,然后只能穿上上代人的中山装。当我穿着八成新的中山装走进麦当劳里面的时候,看着里面有很多女生都看着我,还上来问我要联系方式,还楚楚可怜的看着我,问我收留不收留她们。我看着默默的看了下我的劳力士手表,是不是我长的太帅了?

这个窍门....额,如果不想找女朋友可以这样做!

原来这样的瓶子认方向啊,不过小编喜欢那种敦、敦、敦的感觉。

奉劝大家一句,坐火车吃泡面千万要小心!就在上个月,我正享受的吃着泡面,一个挨千刀的行李包砸下来了,把我砸进了泡面里。这不是重点,重点是背带挂住脖子我取不出来,要不是好心人帮忙,差点淹死在泡面里!

阳光大气,给人的感觉很舒服

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