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幽默五则:骑电动车的孕妇撞了路虎,孕妇吓得不知所措,索性往地上一躺

2017-06-26 09:23:18   

前天在街上看到一个骑三轮的大娘不小心把一辆奥迪给蹭了,把大娘给吓坏了就差跪下来了,这时奥迪车主下来了是个挺帅的小伙子,小伙子看了看车子,一脸怒气的冲到大娘面前:赔钱!最少十块!要不就报警抓你坐牢!路人都笑了!好人有好报!

我一哥们,工作不久就从一小职员被提升到总经理助理,前两天他割痔疮住院,我去看他,交谈中得知他们经理给他放了三个月的带薪病假,而且医药费报销,我们不由感叹他们公司福利好,哥们却羞涩的的低下头说了两个字“工伤”!

路上一个骑电动车的孕妇撞了路虎,路虎车主下了车就大骂让孕妇赔钱!孕妇吓得不知所措,索性往地上一躺,抱着肚子呻吟着:哎呦,我肚子好痛,你放心,我马上给我老公打电话让他过了赔你钱!路虎司机一听,吓得赶紧掏出1千块钱给孕妇:你快去医院,我车不用你赔了,再见啊,说完上车就走了。。。

晚上,男人走进酒吧,一脸闷闷不乐。 酒保见状问道:”想要点什么?“ 男人:“啤酒吧。” 酒保:“怎么了?感觉你很不开心啊。” 男人:“我跟妻子吵架,她说她一个月都不会理我。” 酒保:“就因为这个?没什么大不了的啊。” 男人哭了:“今天是最后一天…”

一朋友家长晚上碰到个阿姨,她有个女儿,90后本科毕业。月收入3000+,想找个本科男孩80后收入10000+,帅气挺拔能赚钱。房子过后AA房产证写女方,车子男方买,日常开销男方承担。第二个小孩一定姓女方姓。逢年过节必须在女方家等等诸多要求。然后她问朋友妈你家儿子多大了啊?朋友妈淡定回答:他不喜欢女人。我默默在后面点了个赞。

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