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大学城逛街,逛累了进一家小吃店吃东西听到老板在训一店员“是不是傻,你也跟着我干两年了,怎么能问顾客这种问题呢?以后注意,这是常识,别忘了这里是大学城”

毛医生向护士祝小姐求婚:“亲爱的祝小姐,你嫁给我吧,这样我们会幸福的。”“这万万使不得!”祝小姐一口拒绝,“我别人都可以嫁,就是不能嫁给姓毛的男人。”毛医生听了大吃一惊,问她:“这是什么意思?”“你姓毛,我姓祝,我嫁了你,生了孩子,岂不成了毛竹(毛祝)笋(生)吗?”

小学考试经常不及格,天杀的老师还让家长签字,有一天我大脑进水,把不及格的试卷叠成一个小方块,然后到爸爸面前说:“爸你名字怎么写啊?”老爸瞟一眼说:“兔崽子你敢侮辱你爸的智商!”然后,啊啊啊啊啊,要命的一顿暴揍。

一天,老师问:“小明,三峡分别是哪三峡?”小明回答“分别是蝙蝠侠,猪猪侠,蜘蛛侠。”

老姑父爱下象棋,但棋品不好,一得势就挤兑人,真跟相声里说的那样。表弟小时候跟他下棋几乎每一次都被气得够呛,哭哭啼啼。后来表弟上了初中,棋艺精进了,老姑父变成了常败将军。风水轮流转,表弟对他那一套学得惟妙惟肖,甚至青出于蓝,经常把老姑父气的七窍生烟。然后每次父子下棋,几乎都以表弟挨揍而告终。

邻居一儿一女,儿子五岁,女儿十一岁,这是背景。刚才邻居跟我告状,说我九岁儿子天天让她五岁儿子喊姐夫,一次一块钱。据说是邻居问她儿子钱是哪来的,这事才败露了。儿子现在躲着不敢出来。。。。。。

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