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跟王思聪硬怼的他随口一说都是段子,却被称为人生导师?

2017-05-02 13:10:27   

大张伟,段子界扛把子,去年“轰”地一下子火起来。江湖传说“南有薛之谦,北有大张伟”,两人曾经在网综《大学生来了》中,最为南北代表进行对战。

两人长年占据b站热搜榜,但是大老师身上自带的北京小爷儿气莫名圈粉,随口就来的鸡汤,出其不意,雅俗共赏,听来醍醐灌顶,堪称人生导师,莫名觉得这小爷心中有大智慧。

看官们且来一起欣赏下大老师的几句鸡汤 ↓↓↓

万丈高楼平地起,成功还得靠自己。

如果所有人都理解你,那你得普通城什么样。

有缘千里来相会,无缘倒也省话费。

上梁不正下梁歪,中梁不正倒下来。

江湖险恶,不行就撤。

我们不怜悯悲伤,我们带着悲伤一块儿玩。

别人就是高处不胜寒,我们是低处纳百川。

世上无难事,只要肯放弃。

在错误的道路上后退就是前进。

要想生活过得去,头上就要带点绿。

天若有情天亦老,人若有情死得早。

没有人能让你放弃梦想,你自己试试就放弃了。

生活不是林黛玉,不会因忧伤而变万种风情。

生活像头驴,着急了真踢你。

明月几时有,自个抬头瞅。

酒是爹来饭是娘,结婚总比离婚强。

城府深,得癌的祸根。

大家总是愿意去挖掘真相,但是没有人愿意相信真相。

努力是没有用的,要不懈(谢)努力才会有用。

人生就是裤衩什么屁都得兜着。

月亮走我也走,饭前便后要洗手。

这个社会都在告诉你怎么样才能成功,没有人告诉你怎么样才能幸福。

活着干,死了算。

神经病和小丑最大的区别就是神经病不下班,而小丑下班。

不要轻易相信美丽,他们还有更多的秘密。

东边日出西边雨,西边日出不可以。

我就是我,看自己都上火。

郎有情妾有意,小灯一关,哎我去。

大老师还说过不要把他的话当人生格言,自个儿受到启发就够了,这话一旦成了名言就相当于废了,而他的目的只是在提倡大家思考。

总结一下:只有自己能对自己的人生负责。

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